im offically crazy!!!

ok so i figure i can now declare myself insane!!! you know how you want something so bad you actually trick yourself into thinking its possible? thats what ive just done, past few days ive been feeling so weird. ive had constant butterfly feeling in my stomach and ive just been all outta wack. so im asking around at work, "has anyone every had butterflies in their stomach constantly?" one girl says, "yeah when she was pregnant" now i know there is no way possible for that to be true in case but i found myself wondering wow could that mean im pregnant hahahaha hilarious i know and i didnt stop there my friend was saying when she was pregnant she could feel an extra heartbeat in her neck and of course my crazy ass tried to see if i could feel one hahahaha hilarious i know but here's the kicker hubby has been gone since august i know ive been faithful and ive had af every month since he's been gone theres no way im 3 months along and didnt notice that so here's my explanation its an immaculate conception im laughing so hard just writing this but it seriouslt entered my mind. i told hubby and of course he said i was crazy and i know im not but it was weird how i actually could even think immaculate conception for real!!! cant wait til hubby gets home then at least my craziness will be justified hahaha